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carlovely:

happy birthday r.l. stine

oh good LORD these books used to scare the crap out of me.

I would visit my cousins in new jersey, who collected EVERY SINGLE ONE of these books, and if they were bad, their mom said that she would put them in the “goosebumps closet”, which was supposedly like, the fiery depths of hell…or something. it must’ve been a very convincing threat.

GASP! EVERYTHING HAS COME FULL CIRCLE AND IT IS BLOWING MY MIIIIIIIND

AND IT WILL MOST LIKELY BLOW YOUR MIND TOO.

ooooOoOoooh.

i met a girl at the wedding this weekend who is distantly, distantly related to me (in fact, not blood-related at all. just through marriage. sooo..like if we dated, there’s a good chance that it may still be incest. but. maybe not?) and we have recently become facebook friends.

so i start to facebook stalk her, and who do i see her with in the first couple of pictures but HER KISSING A GUY WHO ONE OR MORE OF MY FRIENDS MAY HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON IN THE 7TH GRADE. WHO MOVED TO MINNESOTA. AND NOW GOES TO NYU WITH HER.

WEIRD, RIGHT?!

now we HAVE to be friends.

aprilmarcheson:

robyncolleen:

pertoleum:

annahatesbananas:

captaincadiwack:

underwaterandalive:

nylontorch:

theuglyyouth:

(via dicedclingpeaches / jumaf0o / fancypirouettes / preachelectric / 35minutesago / pbjellyfish / yeahrobots / eversonpoe / grandeuricillusions / enlightened / jermination / charmyourwayout / paulaztnew / mizzdeejaydanja / shapelessminds / thewickedend)

steve zissou doesn’t kill the shark.

Snape kills Dumbledore ( I feel like an ass but it’s really funny.)

Miss Honey adopts Mathilda.

THE BEAR JEW DIES. (omg I’m such a fucking ass sometimes)

VERBAL KINT IS KEYSER SOZE

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

TYLER DURDEN ISN’T REAL

DARTH VADER IS LUKE’S FATHER. AND LEIA AND HAN SOLO HOOK UP.

BILL IS KILLED.

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don’t think twice, it’s alright- bob dylan

whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

Mini REAL Working Vintage Lighter Cufflinks

Chivlary is not dead.

Don’t think of these 007-style objets d’art as the next in a line of uncouth hybrid devices—the beer can helmet, all-in-one shampoo/conditioner—meant to fool the gullible public into a gimmick purchase. No, these elegant refillable lighter links are cousin to the bulletproof pocket square and the classic flask umbrella—a real gentleman’s Zippo.

So come on boys, lets class it up

haha this is adorable. it someone whipped one of these out for me i would think it the sexiest/corniest thing ever.

for me, sexy and corny usually go hand in hand.

"why don't you go to the bathroom and cry about it some more?"

sigh. time to make more changes. life under construction.

So i’ve noticed as of late that log cabins are a recurring theme in my dreams. extremely random. the only place on the internet that could interpret my log cabin dreams was here. yeah. that doesn’t really clear anything up, but thanks anyway, glamour.com.

le-corbustier