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easy bake for those of us who are no longer six years old.

Dream jobs

Disc jockey at an all-Motown-all-the-time radio station, host of “unwrapped”, cashier at “the herbery”, bleary-eyed nameless face frequently shot by the cobrasnake, preschool teacher, waitress on roller skates, jazz-style singer who only covers songs originally done by men, designer of shoes and cocktail dresses, girl talk, a Pip (of the Gladys And The Pips variety).

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fitz and the tantrums-we don’t gotta work it out

i'm in a swell mood, so i'm doing one of these.

1. where is your cell phone?

on my desk. and it’s going off every two seconds because i just sent a mass text.

2. your hair?

is going to be cut next week. to my shoulders.

3. your mother:

is the nicest lady. and a fabulous cook.

4. your father:

is the nicest guy. he’s also very well-traveled.

5. your favorite food?

crepes.

6. your dream last night?

i dreamt that i was watching the meteor shower. and the sky was illuminated with shooting stars.

7. your favorite drink?

i only thing i ever crave to drink is beer.

8. your dream/goal?

i want to work somewhere creative, so i am always inspired and proactive. i want to live with my boyfriend. i want to learn how to cook all of that delicious food on the food network.

9. the room you are in?

my empty dorm. ah, solitude.

10. what is your hobby?

Reading. Writing. Internet. Shopping. Fantasizing.

11. what is your fear?

all insects, and any animal that charges at me. i am also afraid of germs, and i wash my hands all the time.

12. where were you last night?

Journalism class. then I went home.

13. something you are not?

sporty. political. a good artist.

14. muffins:

are good when they are chocolate chip or banana flavored.

15. wish list items:

I want those brown leather boots that everyone has.

16. where did you grow up?

In Killingworth, CT.

17. last thing you did:

talked excitedly to everyone about my internship!!!!!!!

18. what you are wearing:

grey tee, black skirt, black lace tights, black flats.

19. your tv:

is tiny. and always tuned to the food network.

20. your pets:

At home, Luigi the puppy (he’s an 8 year old puppy, actually.) and here, Zeus the fish.

21. your friends:

are far apart but awesome in their own ways.

22. your life:

is busy.

23. your mood:

Content.

24. missing someone?

Boyfriend. Family. Friends. Luigi.

25. vehicle:

JEEPY JEEP. Named Killer Diego.

26. something you’re not wearing:

a hat.

27. your favorite store:

UGHHHHH. too many. f21, anthropologie (the sale section only.), H&M, urban.

28. your favorite color:

Black. Purple.

29. the last time you laughed:

….this weekend, sadly enough. there is quite a humor drought in my regular school week.

30. the last time you cried:

This weekend. lol. I was drunk.

31. your best friend: bf.

32. one place you go over and over:

MY DORM.

33. guilty pleasure:

blogs.

34. favorite place to eat:

home.

35. where do you want to be in 6 years?

doing something AWESOME i hope.

Citizen Cope is coming to NYC for 3 days over Valentine’s weekend.

i love google ads so much. don’t ask me how i found this one.

unicornology:

(via flickflickflicker)

I was almost her for Halloween. I had all of the costume components, but i didn’t think anyone would get it….

Maybe I will be her for the next old-school MTV-themed party I attend. Because those happen like, all the time at Hofstra.

my fish is the best.

At this point, he pretty much knows when I try to clean his bowl. So he swims to the bottom of it, just to make it more difficult for me. And when I put my finger close to his face, he swims backwards from it. And when I put my finger on the top of the water, he tries to nibble it.

And when I drop something on my desk, he like, zig zags around his bowl like, “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!” and every time I say sorry.

My fish and I are very compatible. I think I like him more than my actual roommate.

BASEBALL'S STUPID

(clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)

NOW LET ME WATCH MY FOOD NETWORK, BITCH.

le-corbustier