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OK. 

1. fuck the snow.

2. i saw “rave alert” and immediately got excited. i literally have nothing to do for the next 24 hours of my life. now would be the ideal time to drop acid, if i were to ever do so.

3. “closong”? really? really? really? you were so pumped about sending this campus-wide message that you couldn’t double-check to make sure you were spelling everything correct? really? fas;gkna;finwdlamn;gfbsfdklgnaefsdaaaaa…

i like snow days, really i do. but…i have no work to catch up on, no fun activities to do, no super fun places to go, and on top of that i despise the snow and i was going to have an exam tomorrow but it will be pushed back to friday, and i’m not going to be there on friday so fuck my life.

my roommates and i are all sitting around, telling each other knock-knock jokes, i’m totally serious.