sweet dreams are made of these

in the past two days, i have awoke from the strangest dreams.

1. I was in a lecture hall, with all of these kids that I went to high school with, and the class was being taught by the math professor I had last semester, Sylvia. She was all decked out in hippie gear. she had a giant pot leaf on her tee shirt. 

so my friend and I were talking about pot or something, and she walks by and is like, “Melanie! Would you like to buy pot from me?!” and I was like, “YEAH!” 

so she gives me a ton of pot, and I get back to my house with it, but have no way of carrying it around with me because it smells so much. Basically she gives me like 8 billion pieces of pot memorabilia and it’s my job to conceal it all so my mom doesn’t find out. 

2. One of the people that I’m following on tumblr, i met in real life. we met in the game room at my university, strangely. I was all, “hi, do you have a tumblr?” and she gives me a quizzical look and says yeah. so then i go on to explain that i follow her, and i think she is so pretty and funny blah blah blah…and of course we instantly become best friends. and then we go and get tattoos and piercings together. it was a fun friendship dream.

my dreams are always the funnest.