Some new words I learned just from reading Elyse Sewell’s livejournal circa 2008:

- fulminates

- malaprop

- lemniscate

- flocculating 

- runnels

- incipient

- simian

- albuminous

- Lilliputian

- soupçon

I’m so glad I was alive to appreciate the halcyon days of ‘00s-era blogging. No human alive talks like this on the internet anymore.