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Question: Melanie, is this your first time ever watching the show Arrested Development?

Answer: Why, yes. Yes it is.

Q: And how are you enjoying it so far?

A: I am enjoying it very much. In fact, I’m not going to leave my room today until I’ve finished all of Season One and at least the first five episodes of Season Two on Netflix.

Q: Is there something else that you could be doing today?

A: No. Actually now that I’ve begun watching it, I can’t think of a single goddamn thing that could keep me apart from this television show.