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heatherbat:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.

…and history remembers her as pretty.

I’m sorry i never took more glamour shots of you, Luigi. But the sound of you snoring in that chair was the most comforting sound I’ve ever known. RIP

I just started drinking coffee, like days ago. I am millenniums late to the caffeine party (sidenote: DRUGS?? Caffeine= A drug i am now addicted to. MOM AND DAD DO YOU HAVE AN ANCIENT COFFEEMAKER YOU WERE THINKING OF GETTING RID OF? #keurigisnotjustforwateryhotcocoaanymore #nextlevelworldlyinsights). I listened to this, and it made me want to cry bc I feel like I’ve totally betrayed Team HolisticWellbeingTea4Life. I’ll never forget that one guy who was like “in the morning I have green tea, and in the afternoon I have yerba mate, or maybe herbal tea, you know, for fun. And in the evening I have green tea again.” Uh I now drink cheap herbal tea with honey now, IN THE EVENING, am I going to hell? I’m sobbing. Why am I emotional? Should I stop typing personal thoughts into tumblr? Also, #MERCURYRETROGRADE. *insert smiley girl emoji with slashy hex arms* Ok I’m done now. *disappears in pouf of purple smoke after the 3rd try*

omg I found the second part to that Wednesday gif!

lmao Lurch is killin’ it

Listen to any song right now. Watch the tears fall from your eyes.

We Would Like A Tour. 👽 (at Barclays Center)

At NYCC today I bought a pack of postcard-sized prints from the artist El Jefe, and they are incredible. I definitely recommend checking out the rest of his work. His art depicts a universe that I want to live in.

El Jefe Design

Anonymous: Your ideal date ?

weed, wine, food, sex, food, observatory, sex, weed, food, sex, spoon :)